Manny Villar's Repetitious, Pushy, Hard Sell, Image Building, Irritating TVCs But its Favorable Recall among Voters

Assume That Any Gun at Any Moment, Is Loaded.
Sand in Your Hand
2009 Entries to MMFF

WORDS OF WISDOM
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Jimms Herbal Capsule Pangkabuhayan Raffle Bonanza Grand Draw
MAMUSHKI's CHRISTMAS PARTY PACKAGE!(WE'VE INCLUDED CRISPY PATA in OUR MENU TOO!)
Joke TiMe!!!

(got this from my mail so am sharing for a minute or two of laughter) :D :
\TEACHER: Class draw a fish..!
STUDENTS: Yes ma'am!
TEACHER: Pedro, why is your drawing very dirty..?
PEDRO: Ma'am, bagoong po yan."
Employee: boss pwede ba ako na lang ang papalit dun sa pwesto ng manager
natin na kamamatay lang?
Boss: ok lang sa akin na ikaw ang pumalit sa kanya, ewan ko lang
kung papayag ang punerarya :)
May bagong kasal:
MRS: Honey malapit na tayong maging 3 dito sa bahay
MR: Talaga honey? Masyado mo akong pinasaya sa balita mo
MRS: Ay oo naman, dito na titira ang nanay ko!"
Bush visited the Philippines and Erap acted as his translator:
Bush: "Lets help one another..."
Erap: "Tayo'y magtulungan. .."
Bush: "...let's strive together..."
Erap: "...tayo'y magsikap..."
Bush: "...because in every union there is strength."
Erap: ". ....dahil sa sibuyas merong titigas!"
Bongbong: Pare sinong idol mo?
Chavit: Si Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Bongbong: Sige nga, spell Schwarzenegger.
Chavit: Hindi, joke lang pare, si Jet Li talaga ang idol ko.
Erap writing on a slum book:
Favorite Actor:
Arnold Scharzene... ... (erase)
Arnold Schwarze... ... (erase)
Arnold Schwarzz... ... (erase)
Arnold Shwazenne... . ..(erase)
Arnold Shwazenner.. . ..(erase)
Arnold Shwarzenneg. . ..(erase)
Arnold Schchwarzenne. .. (erase)
Arnold Clavio na lang nga.
Sa isang ospital...
Lola (may cancer) : Doc, anong gagawin nyo sa akin?
Doc : Che-chemo, lola.
Lola : Titi mo naman! Bastos ka! walang modo! Ano’ng kiki ko pinagsasabi mo.
Holduper: Pili ka, wallet mo o pasabugin ko ang utak mo?
Biktima: Ikaw na bahala…pareho po naman walang laman yan!
Sa isang mumurahing airline:
Stewardess: Sir, would you like your dinner to be served?
Passenger: What are my choices?
Stewardess: 'Yes' or 'No'
A Filipino, an American and a Pakistani got arrested consuming alcohol
which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia , so for the terrible
crime they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip.
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced:
"It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each
of you one wish before your whipping."
The American was first in line, he thought for a while and then said:
"Please tie a pillow to my back."
This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes & the American had
to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.
The Pakistani was next up. After watching the American in horror he
said smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back."
But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes & the Pakistani was
also led away whimpering loudly.
The Filipino was the last one up, but before he could say anything,
the Sheikh turned to him and said: "Since most of my servers who have been loyal to me came from your country,
you may have two wishes!"
"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness," the Filipino replied.
"In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honorable and powerful man, you are
also very brave." The Sheik said with an admiring look on his face.
"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it.
"And what is your second wish, ?" the Sheik asked.
Filipino smiled and said, "Tie the Pakistani at my back" !!!
Pulis at Intsik:
Pulis: Boss konting abuloy lang, may namatay na pulis.
Intsik: Ako malaki migay amuloy masta alaw-alaw melon pulis paktay oke lang.."
PASYENTE: Dok. . . Ninenerbyos po ako! First operation ko po ito. .
DOK: Alam ko ang nararamdaman mo. . .Kasi first operation ko din ito"
Tanga: kamusta yung exam mo.
Bobo: wala ako nasagutan, blanko yung papel ko. Ikaw?
Tanga: naku, blangko din yung papel ko, baka sabihin ni titser,
nagkopyahan tayo
REPORTER: Sir, kung wala po kayong evidence, witness or suspect, ano
na po ang next step ninyo??
POLICE: DNA na lang...
REPORTER: Sir, ano pong DNA ???
POLICE: "Di Namin Alam "
Man1: Away kami ni misis, nag-historical siya
Man2: Pare baka ang ibig mo sabihin ay nag-hysterical
Man1: Hinde, historical kasi inungkat nya lahat ng mga nagawa kong kasalanan!"
A black lady is given a pair of wings by a fairy..
LADY: Does this mean I am now an angel???
FAIRY: Of course not! ‘tong negrang to! ambisyosa! PANIKI ka no, manananggal!!
Naglalakad ang mag-ama, nakakita ng eroplano
ANAK: Tay ! Krus! Ang laking krus!
TATAY: (Binatukan ang anak): Tanga! Nakita mo ng krus eh! Lumuhod tayo! Magdasal ka!"
Boy: Nay! Muntik na ako maging top one sa klase!
Nanay: Bat mo naman nasabi?
Boy: Ini-announce kasi kanina yung top one sa klase. Ang tinuro ni
ma'am yung katabi ko… Muntik na ako!
Para sa Mga Nagtatanong ng Holiday SChedule ng 2009...
Nov 27 and 28 as Holidays - Eid'l Adha

By Dennis Carcamo (philstar.com) Updated April 05, 2009 11:01 AM
MANILA, Philippines - President Arroyo has declared Nov. 27 and 28 as non-working holidays in line with the celebration of the Eid'l Adha (Feast of Sacrifice), the culmination of Harirya Hajj or the pilgrimage to Mecca.
Mrs. Arroyo, on the eve of her 62nd birthday celebration, made the declaration after consultation with Saudi Arabian ambassador Mohammad Ameen Wali.
Eid'l Adha is the second major Islamic festival celebrated by 10 million Filipino Muslims in the country.
The first Muslim festival, Eid'l Fitr or the "Festival of Breaking Fast", is celebrated two months earlier.
please check news details here from Philstar.
Top 10 Pinoy Superheroes per WikiPilipinas

Darna-maybe the most famous superheroine character in Philippine komiks, Darna has been flying in Philippine skies and battling all kinds of evils since her first appearance in Pilipino Komiks in 1950.
Captain Barbell-Next to Darna, Captain Barbell represented the Filipino's fascination for superheroes. Since his first appearance in komiks in 1963, Captain Barbell has been adapted into several motion pictures and teleseryes.
Lastikman-Another Ravelo creation bags the third place among our pantheon of superheroes. Indeed, Lastikman remains the most filmed and adpated superhero from the pages of Tagalog komiks. In fact, right now, he appears in a television series shown every night on ABS-CBN primetime, starring actor/comedian Vhong Navarro.
Lagim-This superhero creation by writer-illustrator Cris Caguintuan was one of the earliest superheroes in Philippine komiks. Born in Pilipino Komiks #1, Lagim wore a cape and possess the strength of two men.
Ipo-ipo-presumably the very first superhero in Philippine komiks, Ipo-ipo was born in the pages of the Magasin ng Pagsilang,in 1946. Ipo-ipo had the power and speed of a whirlwind, which he used to battle the evil forces.
Superdog -Born in Pilipino Funny Komiks in 1985, after Superkat emigrated to the United States, our local Superdog is in no way associated with Superman, for Superdog himself possessed the superhero strength of the former
Superkat-prior to Superdog's reign in Pilipino Funny Komiks, there was the cute little cat named Ming, who was blessed with the power to become Superkat, battling a horde of evil rats threatening to conquer the catworld.
Tiny Tony-He was tiny but he was also Tony (meaning he had the strength of a man weighing a ton). Tiny Tony first appeared in Pinoy Klasiks in 1965, battling criminals and syndicates.
Kapitan Kidlat-perhaps A.S. Tenorio's best-known creation, Kapitan Kidlat got his heroic powers from the lighting from which he got his name.
Siopawman-Larry Alcala's first cartoon creation, Siopawman was a fumbling superhero who conquers goons and criminals--by sheer accident. Siopawman first appeared in the rare Halakhak Komiks.
Flash Flood in Manila Philippines Sept 26 2009
Thanks to PDI for the copy. Sharing how it was to the others :(
Open Up Your Heart and Let The Sunshine In
(Stuart Hamblen)
Gail & Rosemary Clooney - 1954
Cowboy Church Sunday School - 1955
Frente! - 1995
Mommy told me something a little girl should knowIt's all about the Devil and I've learned to hate him soShe says he causes trouble when you let him in the roomHe will never ever leave you if your heart is filled with gloomSo, let the sun shine in, face it with a grinSmilers never lose and frowners never winSo, let the sun shine in, face it with a grinOpen up your heart and let the sun shine inWhen you are unhappy, the Devil wears a grinBut oh, he starts a-running when the light comes pouring inI know he'll be unhappy 'cause I'll never wear a frownMaybe if we keep on smiling he'll get tired of hangin' aroundSo, let the sun shine in, face it with a grinSmilers never lose and frowners never winSo, let the sun shine in, face it with a grinOpen up your heart and let the sun shine inIf I forget to say my prayers the Devil jumps with gleeBut he feels so awful, awful, when he sees me on my kneesSo if you're full of trouble and you never seem to winJust open up your heart and let the sun shine inSo, let the sun shine in, face it with a grinSmilers never lose and frowners never winSo, let the sun shine in, face it with a grinOpen up your heart and let the sun shine in
Para sa mga Nagtatanong kung Ano ang Jimms Herbal Capsule...

• Sakit sa bato, Tuberkulosis, Rayuma, High blood, Sinusitis, Anemia, Hika, Ulcer, Matinding
sakit ng ulo, Insomnia, Diabetes at iba pa.
Mga pangunahing sangkap ng Jimm’s Herbal Capsule:
1.) Ampalaya (Momordica Charantia)
Mayaman sa bitamina A,B, at C, calcium, beta-carotene, iron at phosphorous. Ito ay
nakakatulong sa pag baba ng blood sugar sa mga diabetiko.
2.) Lagundi (Vitex Negundo)
Ito ay nakakatulong na panlaban sa sakit nang tiyan, ulcer, ubo, hika, lagnat at arthritis.
3.) Malunggay (Moringa Oliefera)
Ito ay nakakatulong sa pagdami ng gatas ng ina. Mayaman sa phosphorous, bitamina A,
B, at C, natural fibers at protina.
4.) Sambong (Blumea Balsamifera)
Ito ay nakakatulong na panlaban sa mga taong may sakit sa edema, high blood at sakit sa
bato.
Vitamin C (AScorbic Acid)
Ito ay pampalakas ng resistensya para labanan ang mga impeksyon.
























